Sunday, February 1, 2015

Last night

Because I have no one to talk to right now and an old blog no one else reads I'm just gonna write because why the frick not.

So last night I accidentally made myself sad and ended up staying up til four and that was great mostly because there were stories and there were douchy guys and girls named Tanya and Georgina and more douchy guys and there were cookies.

I swear I'm not twelve it was just late at night and there was nothing else to have the story about.

I finally fell asleep around five and it was cool I had an odd dream. It was something about a boy with green eyes and a nice boy yeah i fricken hate when my conversations get intertwined in my dreams because there was just so much of those stories in my dreams.

Got up at nine though be impressed like my brain was so dead and dysfunctional but I regret nothing. No that's a lie I actually regret a lot of the things I said to be honest but hey I trust you I think. Which is weird. Because I have issues with trusting people.

That was actually my night like three hour phonecalls till four in the morning and then weird dreams involving sparkly burritos stolen by M.

Makes sense? No? Yeah I know it doesn't. I need a life.

Friday, January 30, 2015

I am so very sorry.

I recently remembered I actually have this blog, and I decided to read through it? Big mistake. Very big mistake.

Reading through it is only managing to make me hate thirteen year old me EVEN MORE than I already do. I was actually cringing as I read myself talking about dog vomit. I am so so sorry to all of you who have read that post.

To be honest though I'll probably hate this in three years too and be like holy crap sixteen year old me was awful (I know, thanks for reminding me).

And then I'll delete this post too because why on earth was I rambling on when I could just delete the entire blog?

Its not like this post is even funny or anything it's lame as frick. But it's past four and I'm bored and looking for a distraction from everything.

(I apologize useless rambling is about to happen while I write about things that might make me less bored and that you probably don't give a crap about.)

Like...I could go outside and go sledding but the suns going down. Which would make it more fun but do I REALLY want to put snow clothes on? And seeing as I don't actually own snowpants it's more annoying.

Mostly because that means jeans, a pair of pajama pants, a sweater, and a full body blanket sleeper with Betty Boop on the feet has to happen. And my boots I got when I was ten. (Yeah, they're size five and I'm size seven but somehow I can fit in them. They're actually big? Makes no sense.)

So before I sound too much like a twelve year old, I'm gonna go. Because no offense to twelve year olds but...you suck.
-Mari

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Mari is being bored


Or you know, someone could read this. lol

If you're reading this there is PROBABLY a reason, like maybe I forced you to, or maybe you just stumbled upon it, in which case cool thing. 

Cause you found my blog.

And my blog is dead. lol.

Has been for awhile. Yet here I am writing on it.

Ya know why? Because I am really really bored. Very very bored. And I should be writing for nanowrimo, but I am far too lazy to open up the openofficewriter and actually write something.

That document has been closed for good.

But alas. I've already beat my last years word goal which is really all I set out to do.

So here you are reading this. I'm writing it right now though so it's a little odd that you seem to be reading it at the same time. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT? Nope. 

I did write this at one point, but not while you're reading this, which you know. Cause you're not stupid. lol.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The sad things forgetting involves.

I opened this up to type out a post about an hour ago.
But I just couldn't think of anything.
Maybe because I was way too busy being mad at half my friends, and talking to the other half that were still being nice.
Or maybe it was because I simply just forgot about it.

I think I forgot about it.
I'm very forgetful it turns out. Like

Wait what was I saying? Sorry... I got distracted by Matt again LOL
Oh... I forgot...what i was gonna say...

DO YOU SEE MY POINT????
THIS IS MY LIFE
CONSTANT FORGETTING
I FIND IT AN ISSUE
SO YEAH.
THAT'S MY POST
HI YA'LL.
HAVE A GREAT HOUR
DAY
WEEK
MONTH
YEAR...IDK.

*Authors note*
This post took me three hours to write. Starting from when I opened the page. Yes. That long. I know. It's bad.

Monday, September 23, 2013

I was tired.

This my friends, is not normal.
See, I'm up at one seventeen AM, online, typing out randomness, after talking to my friends wayyyy too long.
Something's gotta give.
lol
this is bad for me.
bad for you
bad for everyone.
Because it's like HOLY CRAP MARI'S TIRED AND THE FRICK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?
Yep
that's what it's like.

I'M GIVING YOU AN OUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE S'POSSED TO DO
DON'T STAY UP WAITING WHEN I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.
SOMETHING'S GOTTA CHANGE OR IT'S GONNA STAY THE SAME.
AND THIS IS HOW IT'LL ALL GO DOWN

Night!!! =D

Sunday, September 22, 2013

BloggyDeathLand

I am very very sorry to inform you of this new thing called "blog death". 
it occurs when the owner/author of a blog forgets about it for reasons such as "Well the cat needed food" (it took you five months?) or, "I got addicted to Tumblr." 
  • It is a very real thing.
  • It is very dangerous.
  • It can be harmful to all active blogs.
  • Watch
  • Out.
It happens to the best of blogs.
 
That's what I'm doing today, informing you of this tragic new possibility, and attempting to figure out how to re-animate a blog.
Way to re-animate(bring back to life) a blog:
  • Don't let it die in the first place.
All you need to do for this to take place and continue writing your blog. Don't let anyone, or anything stop you. If it's important to you, don't stop.
You can write about something stupid, post pictures, it doesn't matter! Don't let your blog go!
  • Actually write for once in your life.
This can happen to the best of people. You can forget to write. It's natural, don't worry! You're not just some idiotic fourteen year old who sits online everyday and thinks to herself "Yeah I guess I could write a post BUT NETFLIX!" *cough* totally not talking about me...*
  •  Redecorate.
Make things pretty! It can inspire you to keep blogging!
  • Let it stay dead.
I don't recommend this....but what the heck right? To each their own.
 
So I hope that helped some of you because all those ideas did nothing for me! My blog will probably continue to be dead. Though I hope not. But...as I said...Netflix... *Stares at screen as Blaire freaks out at Chuck Bass because.....okay see my issue?*
 
Now for some more information on the matter of dying blogs.
Some of the top reasons for their deaths are as follows:
  • Netflix
OKAY NOT FUNNY WHO PUT THIS ON THE LIST I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING IT'S MEAN! STOP PICKING ON ME!
Ways to get around this: YOU CAN'T CAUSE NETFLIX
  • Tumblr
-_- This is also not funny.
Ways to get around this: Don't join a fandom.
  • "Well you see my grandmother's dogs aunts owners lion ate my laptop."
Ways to get around this: ...Uhm...I dont even...what?
  • THERE'S MORE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO CHECK THEM OUT
Ways to get around this: I DUNNO I'M TOO LAZY TO CHECK

I hope this can keep my blog from being another in many of blogs at BloggyDeathLand!

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Week of insanity.

So starting last monday, all the way till sunday, i have ballet everyday. yup, thats right. every single day. today we have dress rehercal =P CANT WAIT! i am filling up on sugar to get me through this day! lol, starting with cheesecake.
  So yesterday we had Voyagers! (I love voyagers <3)
in our Beading/Craft class we made reindeer candy canes <3 (my current candy obsession O_O) yeah, i made seven but then gave them to my friends! well, i kept two...but yeah. believe it or not, and yes, i know Dari and Matthew will believe me, i ate six candy canes over the course of yesterday! and ice cream, and two cheesecakes, and two brownies, and soda. which counts as sugar. though not apparently dessert.
  Anyhow, in our second class we made the cheesecake and the brownies =P. well, we split up in teams and stuff. yeah, me, Dari, and Sam were just sitting there next to the cheesecake cause it smelled good...=P. though not at first. it smelled just plain nasty at first! and hey, did you know they put sour creme in cheesecake? its so random....and it doesn't make sense! at all!
 Then we had Mystery Science! It was soooooooooo fun! We played Clue! I now love clue...i wish we owned clue... Any how, in case you were wondering, it was Ms. Peacock, In the, i wanna say the garage but...no it wasnt never mind, i forgets. but it was with the Lead Pipe!
 In mock trial we lost the case =P. But i mean, at least she said we almost won. We just forgot to have evidence to actually tie him to the place. I know right? How could we forget THAT? Oh well. Someday....
  Then i went to ballet. I felt like an elastic =P I did a split and then did a backbend while still in the split! i could see my own legs....lol.
  Now, as you can probably tell i am a very happy person today! you know why? LAST NIGHT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT IN A LONG TIME THAT I HAVE GOTTEN A GOOD AMOUNT OF SLEEP! I have been going to sleep at like, four in the morning, three in the morning, five in the morning. But last night i went to sleep at ONE IN THE MORNING! not that much earlier but still! I now have a ton of energy! Thought maybe that has something to do with the cheesecake and multiple candy canes i have eaten today....lol.
  Yeah, so mum left me and meg here while she is going to the doctor, and we are doing math. >_<
.............And watching Psych <3 We watched Think Tank already <3 I really love Psych! Ok, so i have to go now, random stuff to do =P
           Byez!