Mari is being bored

Or you know, someone could read this. lol

If you're reading this there is PROBABLY a reason, like maybe I forced you to, or maybe you just stumbled upon it, in which case cool thing. 

Cause you found my blog.

And my blog is dead. lol.

Has been for awhile. Yet here I am writing on it.

Ya know why? Because I am really really bored. Very very bored. And I should be writing for nanowrimo, but I am far too lazy to open up the openofficewriter and actually write something.

That document has been closed for good.

But alas. I've already beat my last years word goal which is really all I set out to do.

So here you are reading this. I'm writing it right now though so it's a little odd that you seem to be reading it at the same time. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT? Nope. 

I did write this at one point, but not while you're reading this, which you know. Cause you're not stupid. lol.

The sad things forgetting involves.

I opened this up to type out a post about an hour ago.

But I just couldn't think of anything.

Maybe because I was way too busy being mad at half my friends, and talking to the other half that were still being nice.

Or maybe it was because I simply just forgot about it.

I think I forgot about it.

I'm very forgetful it turns out. Like

Wait what was I saying? Sorry... I got distracted by Matt again LOL

Oh... I forgot...what i was gonna say...

DO YOU SEE MY POINT????

THIS IS MY LIFE

CONSTANT FORGETTING

I FIND IT AN ISSUE

SO YEAH.

THAT'S MY POST

HI YA'LL.

HAVE A GREAT HOUR

DAY

WEEK

MONTH

YEAR...IDK.

*Authors note*

This post took me three hours to write. Starting from when I opened the page. Yes. That long. I know. It's bad.

I was tired.

This my friends, is not normal.

See, I'm up at one seventeen AM, online, typing out randomness, after talking to my friends wayyyy too long.

Something's gotta give.

lol

this is bad for me.

bad for you

bad for everyone.

Because it's like HOLY CRAP MARI'S TIRED AND THE FRICK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

Yep

that's what it's like.

I'M GIVING YOU AN OUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE S'POSSED TO DO

DON'T STAY UP WAITING WHEN I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.

SOMETHING'S GOTTA CHANGE OR IT'S GONNA STAY THE SAME.

AND THIS IS HOW IT'LL ALL GO DOWN

Night!!! =D

BloggyDeathLand

I am very very sorry to inform you of this new thing called "blog death". 

it occurs when the owner/author of a blog forgets about it for reasons such as "Well the cat needed food" (it took you five months?) or, "I got addicted to Tumblr." 

• It is a very real thing.
• It is very dangerous.
• It can be harmful to all active blogs.
• Watch
• Out.

It happens to the best of blogs.

 

That's what I'm doing today, informing you of this tragic new possibility, and attempting to figure out how to re-animate a blog.

Way to re-animate(bring back to life) a blog:

• Don't let it die in the first place.

All you need to do for this to take place and continue writing your blog. Don't let anyone, or anything stop you. If it's important to you, don't stop.

You can write about something stupid, post pictures, it doesn't matter! Don't let your blog go!

• Actually write for once in your life.

This can happen to the best of people. You can forget to write. It's natural, don't worry! You're not just some idiotic fourteen year old who sits online everyday and thinks to herself "Yeah I guess I could write a post BUT NETFLIX!" *cough* totally not talking about me...*

•  Redecorate.

Make things pretty! It can inspire you to keep blogging!

• Let it stay dead.

I don't recommend this....but what the heck right? To each their own.

 

So I hope that helped some of you because all those ideas did nothing for me! My blog will probably continue to be dead. Though I hope not. But...as I said...Netflix... *Stares at screen as Blaire freaks out at Chuck Bass because.....okay see my issue?*

 

Now for some more information on the matter of dying blogs.

Some of the top reasons for their deaths are as follows:

• Netflix

OKAY NOT FUNNY WHO PUT THIS ON THE LIST I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING IT'S MEAN! STOP PICKING ON ME!

Ways to get around this: YOU CAN'T CAUSE NETFLIX

• Tumblr

-_- This is also not funny.

Ways to get around this: Don't join a fandom.

• "Well you see my grandmother's dogs aunts owners lion ate my laptop."

Ways to get around this: ...Uhm...I dont even...what?

• THERE'S MORE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO CHECK THEM OUT

Ways to get around this: I DUNNO I'M TOO LAZY TO CHECK

I hope this can keep my blog from being another in many of blogs at BloggyDeathLand!